Irritating Statements
June 13th, 2008
Posted in coffee, evolution, irritation, penguins, porsche, scientists, starbucks, Uncategorized
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September 5th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Hehe nice. Why penguins?
September 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
i lol’d
September 5th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Screw Starbucks, if i wanted to get ass raped by coffee prices and weird words I would go to Columbia. XD
OH, Hilarious comic btw.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Wait, does anyone realize that the science one is retarded? A theory is a guess (albeit one that has enough evidence to be widely accepted) no scientist would get irritated by that
September 5th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
As an English major who works at Starbucks, I’m going to go cry in a corner now.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Funny. Though, from the comments, it looks like the way to irritate English majors is to make a comment that their major is more likely to get them to work behind a Starbucks counter, rather than to get them a professional career. But some of us English majors can take a joke.
September 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Neverlution is a fraud. Also, calling a small coffee “tall” is fraud.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Sad, but very very true. Especially the Porche-ahhh.
September 9th, 2008 at 6:56 am
What do say to a Arts school Graduate?
Can i have a burger with the lot please? :p
September 11th, 2008 at 11:04 am
the third works for a starbucks employee. unless you decided to drop the frame-to-frame parallelism and are insinuating that the customer is the english major being annoyed by the clerk being annoyed by the customer–because in that case the last frame would actually be funny.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I’m pretty young and not even in a college yet, but fortunately, I learned the sad truth about psychology before it was too late. Most end up in the service industry, “drawn by better salaries”. Doh. They definitely make better fodder than English majors.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:08 am
This was great, and I plan on posting it at work.
Which btw, funny thing…I work for Starbucks. I hate the names for the sizes, but whatever. When Someone comes in and says, “Can I get a large or a venti or grande or whatever you guys call it?” I simply reply with, “You CAN just say large, I do understand English.”
It’s not rocket science, and it’s not over priced. You get what you pay for. Does no one appreciate quality and friendly customer service anymore? Sorry our menu offers too many options.
September 17th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
sorry but customer service at starbucks when it comes to the actual drink is a joke, The employees are courteous at best. More often than not my shots sit for 30+ seconds while the neophyte steams the milk. And I can get a less bitter tasting latte across the street at the joe muggs for sub $3 with my books-a-million discount card.
The employees are courteous at best.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:34 am
hahahah those penguins are cute! more where these came from please!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am
hey, starbucks has great benefits.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Dead on! Hilarious.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
it’s shopped. you can tell from the shadows
September 28th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
You are kidding, right?
October 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
ahhh yay for a starbucks joke with penguins. carlos mencia for life
November 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
English majors: I can’t afford Starbucks.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Majoring in English gets you working at Starbucks!
January 10th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
as an english major, doctoral student in education, I am now relegated to making art for a living…there is no justice…and I wouldn’t walk into a starbucks to order their pretentiously priced and horrid coffee.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
lol English is such a bullshit major.
February 10th, 2009 at 12:11 am
awesome evolution is a theory stupid people need to be reminded of this evolution has 20000 holes its such a crackpot
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Too Funny Man! Reminds me of another joke: What do you do when a Musician shows up at your door? Answer: You take the pizza, you give him the money, you close the door!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. 🙂 Cheers! Sandra. R.
June 3rd, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I don’t drink starbucks because they’re against my ganj-smoking habits.
oh and their coffee sucks